Get Pussy Action
What guys say when they get pussy and what
girls say when they're getting dick.
1.0 = failing all classes so you find yourself masturbating at home
alone
2.0 = you are getting some action though you may have to paperbag it
3.0 = the
poon you are swimming in is a 7 or above
4.0 = you're running the block, threesomes are readily available, calling the shots
Dad: My GPA is looking good tonight!
Friend: You're 50 man, what are you talking about?
Dad: My main
bitch got some new
panties I'm bout to check out.
Friend: Well shiet bro
go tear that pussy up!