Gitmo

3. (adj.) The state of being uncool and causing pain or duress.

'That was Gitmo.'; 'Your parents are total Gitmo.'

Gitmo by seandiz July 6, 2005

Gitmo

Signature Move #17: Anal sex while standing up against a wall as if your being arrested, strip searched and probed.

Gitmo: You strip a girl down, push her up against a wall, frisk her from head to toe. Her arms must be raised above her head, up against the wall and her legs must be spread far apart. Then have her spit in her hand and lube up her ass hole, then you fuck her in the ass while standing up against a wall. This is the Gitmo

Gitmo by Noah Taylor July 30, 2007

Gitmo Convoy 

A group of two of more pregnant women, willing and or wanting to have a three some or some form of group sex. Keep in mind one pregant woman counts as a gitmo convoy.

I just had a Gitmo Convoy this woman so she could buy a stroller.

Gitmo Convoy by David J. Awesume September 8, 2009

Gitmo Ten 

Term used by men assigned to Guantanmo Bay Naval Base to describe the inadequate and below average females assigned there with them. Implies that almost every chick on the island is fuckable because there are so few of them. Anywhere else in the world the same chicks wouldn't even rate a second glance. Ratio of men to women usually hoovers around 80:1 and the cockblocking between men just to shag some below average skank is ridiculous.

Shane: "That babe is a Gitmo Ten!"
Jim: "Yeah, she's only one flight away from being ugly again."
Shane: "I'm goin' for it. Make sure Wade doesn't try to cockblock me."

Gitmo Ten by G8OR September 26, 2007

Gitmo Diet 

Starving yourself as a protest. And estimated 540 detainees at Guantanimo Bay starved themselves in protest of the way they have been treated - but Donald Rumsefeld is rejecting the news, and calling what the prisinors are doing a "diet".

"(T)here are a number of people who go on a diet where they don't eat for a period and then go off of it at some point, and then they rotate and other people do that," said Rumsfeld.

Wow, you're wasting away! Have you been on the Gitmo Diet or something?

Gitmo Diet by Daniel79 November 3, 2005

club gitmo 

A place in the Guantanamo Bay U.S. Naval Base in Cuba where Islamic terrorist go to be pampered in relative luxury (relative from where they came that is)
Guests are given a Free Koran and prayer rug upon arrival.
Amenities include three professionaly prepared meals a day, opertunities to pray to allah five times a day and a warm bed.
Rack rates are reasonable as they only require your cooperation in questioning. Failure to cooperate will not get you kicked out though... The most they will do will turn off the air conditioning (or leave it on) but it's not as bad as getting your head cut off with a dul knife while you're still awake!

I was in afganistan shooting at those marines, I got caught and they sent me to Club Gitmo... Man am I relaxed now, I think I'll get captured again!!!

club gitmo by The antileft August 14, 2005

the closing of gitmo 

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

the closing of gitmo by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009