a club in which
one consumes 100 ounces of beer in 100 minutes = 1
shot of beer/minute WITHOUT LEAVING THE DESIGNATED CENTURY CLUB
COUCH, PISSING, PUKING, PASSING OUT, QUITTING, PAUSING, RESTING, or DYING
Your mother and I joined the century
club, then we had sexual intercourse, 9 months
later there was a retarded baby, currently known as YOU