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Bootyism 

The gospel according to Beyonce. Often confused with Buddhism.
Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.

Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.

Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.
Bootyism by Marfdin April 20, 2010
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Bootyism 

Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.
I follow bootyism.
He is a bootyist.
Bootyism by jackedak May 11, 2023

Bootyism 

A distillation of esoteric mysticism from various cultures that provides for a means of enlightenment by cultivating erotic energies and celebrating the sex act: without desire their is no liberation; without liberation their is no life; without sex their is neither liberation nor life.
Go to a yoga class and look at all the booty. Bootyism gives one a reason to live and strive. Attaining the highest experience of booty: bliss and dissolution of the ego in union with the object of ones desire and ones inner sensuality is to achieve a taste of ultimate liberation and enlightenment.
Bootyism by kulananda August 26, 2013

bootyism 

Bootyism is a sexy religion often confused with Budhism.
I know more about Bootyism than I do about Catholicism!
bootyism by The French Diggler September 24, 2009
Word of the Day on April 9, 2010

bootyism 

another way of sharing your care of love with a friend
We need to share some bootyism with Tayler and Jessica.
bootyism by Jessica December 17, 2003

Bootyism 

A religion where it a sin to be buttnaked unless alone. Also a sin to offend the booty. Rules
-Respect the booty
-Clean the booty
-See the booty

-Love the booty
-Take care of the booty

-Be the booty
Girl 1:Hey, are you a part of bootyism?
Girl 2:Yeahhh, respect the booty
Bootyism by Bootyism May 15, 2018