My office is a total blunderbuss, so leave me alone vial woman. I’m only kidding. Let me get this under here...”chocolates, for me....please, you probably give these out to all of your patients.” No, I got them for you, your favorite Mars sampler pack.
A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.
Basically a pirate Shawdy Shawdy (shotgun) except extremely inaccurate, dangerous, and pretty strong in Sea of Thieves
Pirate: *pulls out blunderbuss* Yarghh Hand over the treasure ya scurvy dog before i blunderbuss ya to davy jones’slocker Justin: Bro chill were in sea of thieves