Aspergers
Aspergers by ifiwasurboyfriendidneverletugo October 23, 2012
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Aspergers
A minor form of autism diagnosed to every second kid in the USA who's too lazy to get their ass off the MMOs and go outside.
Also: Fake syndrome so parents don't think their kids are failures.
Also: Fake syndrome so parents don't think their kids are failures.
My friend has aspergers.
Oh that's neat, so does my cousin, and my dad, and my mom, and my sister, and my friends friend, and my dogs penis.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Oh that's neat, so does my cousin, and my dad, and my mom, and my sister, and my friends friend, and my dogs penis.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Aspergers by Azurewrath August 2, 2008
Aspergers
A label given to absolute fuckwits who like to be rude, annoying, disrespectful and just pure arse holes - because it is a part of their 'condition'.
refuse to take reaponsibilty for their actions due to having 'a condition'.
refuse to take reaponsibilty for their actions due to having 'a condition'.
Person with condition says something totally rude, bang out of order.
Other person says 'you can't say things like that to people buddy, it's just not right....'
Person with condition 'ahh it's ok, I have aspergers. It's not my fault....'
FUCK OFF!!!
Other person says 'you can't say things like that to people buddy, it's just not right....'
Person with condition 'ahh it's ok, I have aspergers. It's not my fault....'
FUCK OFF!!!
Aspergers by Fizzy bubble fart juice March 23, 2016
Aspergers
A word used to socially snub a person who has decided that life is better without social interaction.
Person 1: "That person has aspergers"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
Aspergers by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017
aspergers
An individual with Aspergers syndrome is above average intelligence and appears to have normal social and communication and looks and talks normal as well.The only thing that is different about them is that they love star trek,star wars,star gate etc...
BUT some with aspergers aren't as gifted as the above.These symptoms include:
being terrified of their own shadow (basically everything)
severely impaired social functioning
EXTREME dependency (the same level as a five year old)
Mild,moderate to severe learning difficulties
Can't play sports because they are terrified of the ball or even the bat!
Severe anxiety issues
Very poor co-ordination
BUT some with aspergers aren't as gifted as the above.These symptoms include:
being terrified of their own shadow (basically everything)
severely impaired social functioning
EXTREME dependency (the same level as a five year old)
Mild,moderate to severe learning difficulties
Can't play sports because they are terrified of the ball or even the bat!
Severe anxiety issues
Very poor co-ordination
Aspergers
Aspergers is when you can make great jokes and lose your shit without understanding why people are upset with you. It's great for being a memelord but pretty fucking lame for like, not feeling completely self isolated and alone all of the time due to your crushing lack of people skills, comprehension or even the friends to help you...also you get mad pussy 😎
Weird Kid: *reaches for bag*
Me: rEeeeee
Everyone: Aspergers kid saved the day again! *proceeds to bow down to me like 12 yr olds to the kid with the most fidget spinners in 2016*
Me: rEeeeee
Everyone: Aspergers kid saved the day again! *proceeds to bow down to me like 12 yr olds to the kid with the most fidget spinners in 2016*
Aspergers by ecstasiesofnonsense June 25, 2020