Vin Diesel 

An alternative to religion.

All praises be to Vin Diesel!

Vin Diesel by TehFuzz September 25, 2005

Vin Diesel 

An actor who used to play the fantasy role-playing board game Dungeons and Dragons. One of his characters in said game was a drow night-elf.

Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.

"I just killed a bunch of people like it was nothing. Now bust out those D-20's. It's time for some D&D."

Vin Diesel by Compton Computer Salesman March 24, 2005

Vin Diesel 

Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.

"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."

Vin Diesel by Diesel_Powered July 18, 2005

Vin Diesel 

Chuck Norris's chauffeur, getaway driver, etc.

Vin Diesel: 'cause there's only one man who can drive the most awesome-est man in the world, and that's the most awesome-est driver in the world.

Vin Diesel by Commodore Muffincakes August 2, 2010

Vin Diesel 

family

friend: have you heard about Vin Diesel?
me: family?
family: yes

Vin Diesel by ryuisshook June 25, 2019

Vin Diesel 

The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.

And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.

Vin Diesel by Skin-Nerd August 8, 2005

vin diesel 

Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.

Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans?
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.

vin diesel by Pedantic Twit May 3, 2006