Two Man

When you want to go out with a stranger for the first time but you are scared he could be a murderer so you bring your girlfriend and ask the guy to bring a guy for her so the chances of being killed lower

“Hey do you wanna go on a two man Saturday I’m scared to meet this man”

Two Man by Gossipgirl2005 March 28, 2025

Two man

A two or 2 man is when 2 men either have sex with a girl at the same time or one after another.

It can be used past tense like me and bro went on a two man and shit was right.

Or

It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw

Two man by deathh70 October 18, 2025

Two-man 

A two man is when two men usually friends have sex with girls together.(only 1 on 1 tho just together if that makes sense

Tim-yo bro wanna hit a two-man

Josh-I mean if there baddies

Two-man by semiiiu March 10, 2024

Two-man tea party 

When yourself and a partner urinate into your respective cups, switch cups, cheers one another and then proceed to drink one another's hot piss for sexual gratification.

Sally and I felt like getting real greasy last night so we emptied our big gulps in the parking lot and decided to have a two-man tea party right there in the car.

Two-man tea party by Buju Bandits March 12, 2012

Two Man Mosh Pit 

when at a party/school disco, two male teenage(often univited friends (best mates and loners) who arent getting into the party and generally have distain for the music played or hosts of the party, often by shouting "two man mosh pit!", start moshing and jumping into eachother violently for a brief period startling the people sitting on sofas singing to girls aloud.

"Hey Ed, why did we go to this girls party. The music sucks"

"You know what I'm thinking?"

"TWO MAN MOSH PIT!"

Two Man Mosh Pit by Billy Messerschmitt October 26, 2008

two man luge 

The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph

Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!

two man luge by the prophet June 27, 2003

Two man trumpet 

When two men take turns blowing another man, and while alternating, one fingers the recipient's asshole as if using the finger buttons on a trumpet to the tune of his favorite song.

"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"

Two man trumpet by Betty Be Nasty August 31, 2018