Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "
mojo". Being an absolute douche
bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old
man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky
blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.