Liberal Arts 

The study of unemployment.

Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal arts majors).
-Randall Munroe

Liberal Arts by Timgor October 11, 2016

Liberal Arts 

A university course for people that don't know sh*t about life.

"Pete is following a liberal arts program. He has a lot of interests but no ambition."

Liberal Arts by LittlePP77 October 18, 2017

Liberal Arts Syndrome

Occurs when you attend a liberal arts school. Symptoms: believing you are a master of everything, when in reality you are only a master of BSing core curriculum bull shit.

"Did you hear that Joe decided he wanted to become an astronaut?"

"But he only has a Public Policy and Community Service degree..."

"He also has Liberal Arts Syndrome."

Liberal Arts Syndrome by Sufferer of said syndrome November 29, 2011

liberal arts college 

Liberal arts college: the only place you can dress like a hobo and sleep on the grass outside and not be thought of as homeless

I hurt my ankle the other day. I was playing ultimate and tripped over a guy sleeping on the quad. Thought he was homeless, but then I remembered I go to a liberal arts college.

liberal arts college by Zaya20 December 6, 2013

liberal arts major 

1) An idiot.
2) Someone who thinks they're actually learning something but in reality are just wasting time & money in college.

Liberal arts majors are the only people more stupid than business majors.

liberal arts major by TehTruth August 25, 2005

Liberal arts 360 

When students of a liberal arts college do a 360 degree scan to make sure that someone they know doesn't sneak up on them and eavesdrop on a conversation (read: gossip) about them, since apparently liberal arts colleges are tiny and you're always at risk of someone you don't like running into you

Kayleigh: Did you hear what Ashley did at the frat party last night!

Megan: Girl hold up! We go to Oberlin where there's less than 3000 people on campus and everyone knows each other! Do the liberal arts 360 first to make sure no one listens in!

Liberal arts 360 by Rurldbspdh January 5, 2024

Liberal Arts and Science Academy 

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.

LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"

Liberal Arts and Science Academy by LuckFasa October 3, 2024