the most dumb ass hoes are born. always getting into irrelevant fights that don’t even matter, thinks their so rich, assumes their everyone’s friends and extremely fake
nobody:
people born on January 31st: *tries so hard to act cool that it’s funny*
January 31st is known as ShayDay which is a National Holiday signifying the last day of the first month of the new year. It’s also the best day of the year.