hit the sack 

a term for masturbation widely used in the deep south

Boys, I'm gonna hit the sack! And I ain't going to sleep or nothing!

hit the sack by dr. hoodrat January 5, 2016

hit the sack 

another joke you play on your friends (usually guys). see example.

me: what do you do before you go to bed?
him: ???
me: hit the sack! *punch in the nuts*

hit the sack by fanatacist July 24, 2004

Hit the sack 

to hit the sack is a slang expression for masturbate.

OO man that is a fine ass chick im going to "hit the sack"(damn right)

Hit the sack by The Ness July 22, 2004

Hit the sack 

When a girl plays tether ball with your genitals

Last night my friend ask to hang out but I told him me and my girl were gonna hit the sack

Hit the sack by Sack tap May 26, 2019

hit the sack jack 

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.

Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

hit the sack jack by Mattanian May 29, 2017

hit the sack... and then go to bed 

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

hit the sack... and then go to bed by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003

Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed

Hit the sack and go to bed by Omega Potato February 18, 2019