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cousin fucker 

Wow tizzy is such a cousin fucker

cousin fucker 

1.)Bill Clinton
2.)an Arkansas inbred
I'm so glad Bubba the cousin fucker is no longer in office
cousin fucker by hugh mon December 6, 2003

Cousin Fucker 

A man who fucks his cousin.

Another name for this could be “Colin Stacy
“Yo bro how was the party last night? You get with anyone?”
“Yeah, I fucked that blonde chick from math.”
“Isn’t that your cousin?”
“Yeah, but does it matter?”
“That makes you a cousin fucker dude...”
“Who cares”

cousin fucker 

a cousin fucker is someone who fucks their cousin
You:Dora the explorer is a cousin fucker.
Someone: With Diego?...
You:Yeah...
cousin fucker by Giryhhfggdh January 30, 2021

Cousin Fucker 

Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.
Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin

Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!

Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard

Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
Cousin Fucker by Noah Gjokaj December 7, 2022

four-toothed cousin-fucker 

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.