after intercourse outside during winter, find some ice to cover with your man-goo then smash your partners face into the cold cum, their blood from their nose should mix well with the white snow and babyjuice
my exgirlfriend broke up with me because i gave her a froozen cherry cheesecake
she was a kinky hoe, for christmas, she gave me head outside and i saw some ice so the froozen cherry cheesecake had to be done
1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.
2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"