a club in which one consumes 100 ounces of
beer in 100 minutes = 1 shot of
beer/minute WITHOUT LEAVING THE DESIGNATED CENTURY CLUB
COUCH, PISSING, PUKING, PASSING OUT, QUITTING, PAUSING, RESTING, or DYING
Your
mother and I joined the century club, then we had sexual
intercourse, 9 months
later there was a retarded baby, currently known as YOU