beartrap
1) a large metal device soon to be featured in the winter olympics.
especially in down hill skiing and ice hockey!
especially in down hill skiing and ice hockey!
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Beartrap
A small, T-shaped, intrauterine device (IUD) or intrauterine contraceptive device worn by extremely lazy, yet sexually active women. It acts by preventing fertilization of the egg by the waves and waves of semen encountered by these shiftless skanks on a daily basis with minimal effort on their part.
Adam: I was beatin Tina up bareback from the backside for the first time, and I told her I was going to cum.
James: What did she say to do?
Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.
James: What did she say to do?
Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.
Beartrap by ol' saddleface November 19, 2010
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beartrap kiss
when one person sticks his or her tongue in the other person's mouth and the other person bites down on it and holds
I didn't expect my girlfriend to give me a beartrap kiss instead of a french kiss, now my tongue is bleeding.
beartrap kiss by seldoodeseehC December 3, 2015
Bonduel Beartrap
When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.
Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"
Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"
Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."
Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"
Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."
Bonduel Beartrap by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009
Sloppy Beartrap
(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.
Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?
Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.
Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.
Sloppy Beartrap by D Parently April 6, 2010