If one has ever drank
beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of
beer drinking.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of
beer we drank. To measure this, some
people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the
beer shit, "b" is the amount of
beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the
beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the
beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most
people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a
beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of
beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
