Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on
November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave
white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to
Satan.
Priest: I haven't see your
son in a while now, is he okay?
Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!
Johnny: God is a lie Super
Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!