Satan 

Our lord satan, the real man

And every night, I throw one down to our lord satan, the real man.

Satan by Linda Montoe November 15, 2020

SATAN 

A god who should be worshiped and everyone should bow down to the one and only god SATAN!!!

SATAN is a FUCKEN legend!!

SATAN by GOTHIC MAN March 29, 2005

Satan 

The Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him. Thus, he is
the ultimate symbol of power ! Who can stand before him ?

Satan is the Bitch or the Shame, he possesses the greatest measure of self-esteem in the universe, and it is sufficient for him.

He possesses the Terror of the Lord, in every imaginable way, but not the glory of the Lord !

Satan by One very smart son of a bitch! May 6, 2013

Satan 

1. Satan is a fucking retarded little bitch that stinks. Satan produces a putrid odor that can be seen, heard, and actually felt. This odor can best be described as the stinkiest of stink, the most rancid of rancid, and the dankest of the dank.

2. Depending on the day, Satan demands being called a man, other days a woman. Both are true and false because Satan is a hermaphrodite transvestite and either has two assholes or two vaginas, once again depending on the day. Satan has a penis and one tiny testicle that is also his/her clitoris. This also depends on the day. Yet Satan is always on her period, 100% of the time.

3. Satan is a luster of everything yet has no values. The exception is his/her semen and feces battered beard which Satan enjoys snacking on because it is perfect seasoning.

Ex.1. Dude what did you eat? Your farts smell like Satan.

Ex.2. Wtf is wrong with Joe? Is he on his period? Nah he's just sataning (acting like a little bitch).

Ex.3. Man gollum was really sataning after that ring bro

Satan by Guy13223 June 18, 2017

satan 

The god damn motha fuckin thing living in the god forsaken motha fuckin woods behind Ben's motha fucking god damn house that makes horrible god damn noises that makes you wanna slit your throat while chsing you through the woods.

*Complete silence the entire time*
*Ben stops*
Ben-"This would be the perfect time to summon Satan. Middle of the night and complete silence."
*Continue walking*
Drew-"Yea, and to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
Ben-"Hm?"
Drew-"And to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
*Tree branches break and leaves rustle close by*
Ben-"Shhh!"
Drew-"What the fuck is that?"
*The most horrible, demonic, thrashing noise you can possible imagine*
*Searching the area with the flashlights for the source of this horrible sound which we cannot see...*
Drew-"Oh what the fucking hell..."
Ben-"Holy shit."
Drew-"OH FUCK THIS SHIT! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
*Start running through the trees and bramble getting cut up but not caring*
*Get back inside*
Drew-"What the fuck what that?!"
Ben-"I have no fucking clue!"

satan by I LOVE SATAN Drew and Ben April 24, 2005

satan 

A meta-physical being who represents, power and self-exaltion.

Christian: "Satan is evil"
Goth Satanist: "Satan fucking rules"
Setian Satanist: "Satan is not real. He simply represents power and exaltion."

satan by jenjen the en-jen March 10, 2005

Satan 

An all-powerful evil being residing in Hell and keeping lost souls. Known to have a great deal of lawyers...most of them belong there.

Ms. Downing is satan.

Satan by Qweeshy May 13, 2004