Urban Dictionary 

A slang dictionary website wherein people who have never visited 4chan in their lives attempt to define and explain 4chan memes to people who will never visit 4chan in their lives.

Thanks to Urban Dictionary, you just lost the game.

Urban Dictionary by Insert Meme Here October 17, 2008

urban dictionary 

A dictionary that contains "definitions" of words written by sad people who are sad because they are ugly and have no friends. These sad people try to make something of their lives by going on the shitty opinions forum to read and argue about informations written by other equally pathetic failures. Urban dictionary went to extreme lengths to find members who could define the terms girlfriend, sex, walking away from the computer, and having a life. Although the extensive search was unsuccessful, they found people from the outside world to define it for them.

U r all a bunch of ugly or fat inbred kunts. Nobody cares what you think about religion or politics or race. You are not funny or smart and nobody respects you. Many of you will read this and try to find errors in spelling or grammar so that you can use it to write up another definition... of the incorrectness of my definition. Just to keep you from getting bored I'll tell you that I'm of black, asian, mexican and jewish decent so you can write up insults and entertain yourselves until the day you die a virgin. Urban Dictionary.

urban dictionary by uravirgin July 11, 2006

Urban Dictionary 

A collection of completely pointless crap written by a bunch of drunken self-important college students who claim it's a dictionary written by YOU but in fact is only written by them and their douchebag friends. They have ridiculous, contradictory editor guidlines such as "publish racist comments but not racism." The Urban Dictionary largely exists so these little tinhorn megalomaniacs can feel the rush of power from rejecting people's suggestions.

I feel like being an asshole. Oh, I know, I'll publish some vile, hateful "definition" in the Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary by drifter88 August 14, 2009

urban dictionary 

A place which is supposed to be used for finding actual meanings, but is used by dumb fucks to state their worthless opinions and to troll

who needs an example? look around urban dictionary!

urban dictionary by FOWLERBULLDOGG $K NK 559 624 September 18, 2010

Urban Dictionary 

Like the Bible but with swagger.

"Mate, that Urban Dictionary website is like Bible but with swagger."

Urban Dictionary by Lidster June 12, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.

Quote from iPad

"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"

Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex

Urban Dictionary by Brandon:P July 5, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.

Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.

Urban Dictionary by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013