Eddie 

Eddie is a very creative and weird person . Usually very hairy. He is a very over dramatic and protective boyfriend. Eddie is also a great best friend for others . Even when eddies is being dumb he still gives the best advice

Eddie “Don’t do it “

Eddie by Savannah Mendez March 20, 2019

Eddie 

That dumb ass nigga who suck dick by palm trees and he gay asf never go out with that musty ass nigga he need ass creme so give him help and lotion

Person: ITS EDDIE COVER YOUR 👃
EDDIE : hey guys
Person: dies

Eddie by Person128 March 30, 2019

Eddie 

A large right angled shape formed at the back of a persons head.

This hat is doesn't fit me because of my eddie.

Eddie by Markymark321 April 1, 2019

Eddie 

Eddie is an old English name representing a brave and loyal battle warrior. Though they don't attempt to be leader, they suit the term perfectly. They are also very handsome and are full of great surprises. They are very attractive and their sense of humour is amazing.

Eddie's normally get very jealous and when in a great relationship, will get physical and angry when someone tempers with his stuff. He also gets hot headed when he is accused of nothing and always justifies. Eddie's are also great at making love and no one should turn them down as they are the best thing in your life. With a large men's body part, he is brilliant!! Try find one and keep it for yourself, but only if he wants to.

They also turn against their love of things when people they know disagree with it. Just don't mess with him, he is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHLOE: Hey, guess who I'm having a child with?
ALEX: Em, well yesterday you were with- NO!!
CHLOE: Yeah, Eddie is a sexy sex machine with a massive dick that I sucked right off!!
ALEX: but I want him!!
CHLOE: You'll have to ask him.

Eddie by SuckItRightOff April 20, 2019

Eddie 

Eddie is a gay ass nigga that sucks dick on the whole and sniffs crack in the corner his toes looks like bakeon bites and hes ugly

Eddie is gay add🍆

Eddie by Godfortnite May 7, 2019

Eddie 

Eddies (or Edisons) are usually the best person you'll ever meet. They give the best hugs and can always make you smile. However, if you cross him you will never be closer to death because he is the king of arguing. Eddie's are often members of the LGBTQ+ community and being in a relationship with them is a truly enriching experience so never let go of them. You may call him stubborn but he just stands up for his beliefs no-matter-what. He is not stubborn he just has strong opinions so arguing is never a good idea because he will always win. He is always extremely intelligent and immensely funny. He is good at sports that are not so mainstream and has an amazing body.

Never let go of an Eddie if you have one.

Friend: I wonder who won the award for the best person in the entire world and you can't argue coz u know it's true?

Other Friend: The results were announced yesterday, it was obviously Eddie!

Eddie by U-Know-It's-Tru May 28, 2019

Eddie 

One who is not locked up, nor will ever have the capability to be locked up

Look at that Eddie over there. That guy will never lock it up

Eddie by One who is locked up July 31, 2019