bitch 

Roughly 95% of all the girls in your average high school. They are known for pairing themselves up with jackasses (roughly 90% of all the boys in an average high school). Usually if you're trying to get a girl and you're neither gay nor a jackass, you're S.O.L. until college

Ordinary Guy: You look nice today.

Girl: Stop looking at my boobs, you perverted bastard!

Ordinary Guy: Well, I'm sorry. If it's not on the menu, don't put it out there! Jesus Christ, what a bitch!

Jackass: You look nice today.

Girl: How about we go to your car and have sex?

Jackass: Sounds like a plan to me. Don't tell the other girls I stuff, okay?

bitch by the dirty liberal July 13, 2009

Bitch 

Well, bitch has many meanings, depending on the scenario. There's female dog, a somewhat degrading way to refer to a girl or woman, whether it's a close friend or romantic partner, and other definitions.

In this case, bitch could mean someone at school who portrays the characteristics of a good-natured being toward you. You want to develop a friendship with this person. All of a sudden, as you're walking down the hallway, being the average student you are, you find yourself surrounded by other students... ridiculing you. Hm... I wonder how that happened? It's not like you did anything wrong.

Beware, kid. Whenever a bitch thinks you're not paying any attention, or... maybe they know you're paying attention. Still, that doesn't change their mindset. They will do anything within their power to make you the laughing stock, such as gossiping and spreading believable rumours about you.

So now, it's up to you to get your well-deserved revenge on that bitch!!! Don't worry, I'll help. Let me steal 5 toilet paper rolls from the school bathrooms, and you and me will sneak out of class and TP their front yard. Sounds good, right? Or do you have a better idea?

Bitch by S-H-A-D-O-W September 25, 2018

bitch 

a conceited up tight girl, usually in pageants and president of some major group in high school, easy going at first but a well dignified suckubus, the only way to avoid one is to avoid BH.

Look at that one bitch, she was the EX president of drama. :D

bitch by Astroboy15 June 14, 2010

bitch 

The most versatile word in the english language.

1. adjective - An insult, usually followed by "ass nigga."
2. pronoun - Woman.
3. noun - a. A spiteful woman. b. A forced servant, typically used for a boyfriend who is controlled by his girlfriend. c. A whiny person.
4. verb - To complain.
5. Interjection - Often said when someone has just hurt themselves, usually preceded by "Son of a."

1. *man punches another man in the face during a fight* *backs up* "Yeah, what now, you bitch ass nigga!!!"
2. "Damn, that bitch is fine!!!"
3. a "Man, this bitch is driving me fucking crazy!!!" b. "Get my drinks, bitch!"/"He is definitely her bitch now." c. "Quit being such a bitch!"
4. "Stop bitching, I'll fix the damn sink."
5. *man accidentally closes door on fingers* "SON OF A BITCH!!!"

bitch by King of D.C. October 9, 2008

bitch 

a girl who talks about you behind your back; acts as a friend; decides your not good enough. may start rumors and drama all about you. term used mainly in middle school.

"uhm, i like _____"
"oh bitch,well now i dislike you because we used to go out."

bitch by *brokenheart* February 7, 2010

Bitch 

A malicious, evil, manipulating, unkind woman.

https://www.facebook.com/SarahMarieBorg typical maltese bitch

Bitch by one of the many exes November 1, 2011

bitch 

me *I swear I’m not joking😭*

she is a BITCH

bitch by jade <3 February 24, 2019