SIMP 

Abbreviation that stands for "Squirrels In My Pants"

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!

SIMP by BuryZenek March 10, 2020

SIMP 

-Leslie

This SIMP can't get a girl so he stop trying.

SIMP by totallynotcaleb March 10, 2020

Simp 

A person who is nice to females in hopes of a relationship

Timmy: (Gives flowers to someone)
John: SIMP!

Simp by Korn boi March 10, 2020

simp 

Corbin Bernier

when the boys ask you to do somethin but you dick the dog you simpin

simp by Clearrouge March 10, 2020

Simp 

Jack is a simp

Person 1: Bro, that guy is such a simp
Person 2: oh yeah, that’s Jack

Simp by waitits2am March 10, 2020

Simp 

Nicholas Avery

Nick Avery is such a fucking simp

Simp by sammyd March 11, 2020

Simp 

A man that gives a woman needless amounts of affection or attention where the same is not reciprocated. This can be in the pursuit of pussy, female attention, or to satisfy his own dillusions that she actually cares about him.

Traditionally a "nice guy" would be viewed as a simp. However a simp extends beyond this to include men supporting or defending women they've never personally interacted with.

Despite already being friendzoned, Doug is a simp who continues to hang out with Stephanie because "she's so cool and he's happy just being friends with her".

During the twitch stream, a bunch of simps donated unreasonable amounts of money to the e-girl.

Tom wants to sleep with Kathy so bad, he was being a huge simp by backing up everything she said, regardless of whether or not he agreed with her.

Simp by Vogs March 11, 2020