Your friend: wanna play
COD?
You: you
mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!
You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better!
Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!