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Chicaco is the one city i call home. The best city in the US. With a population of nearly 3 million, but on friday nights.. it becomes ricer nation. I would say that approximately 150 Honda Civics with 9 inch mufflers show up to the street races. Although they range from color and trim...its all the same. A very high pitched noise comes from them and the NITTO stickers add 25 horses to them...its entertaining seeing them, but it wont compare to LA or any city with real cars!
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Chicago is a city in the far northeastern part of the state of Illinois.
Known for is unbelievably corrupt Politicians and Police force,the midwestern versions of the guido,absolute draining of the rest of the states tax money,toll roads,high concentration of idiots and crackheads.
inhabitants known as:Chicagonads or Nigcagians to the downstaters.They are close in mental capacity to Texasinhabitants.
Loud,mouthy pisspumpers who come to Southern Illinois and buy lake of egypt property where they are immediately:
1.screwed by every local contractor
2.Despised and laughed at by the locals
3.used as the punchline to every dumbass joke ever told
4.beat to a bloody pulp for popping off in local bars about how tough they are.
5.ripped off and sold every junk caddy, oldsmobile and farm tractor within a 50 mile radius.
Known for is unbelievably corrupt Politicians and Police force,the midwestern versions of the guido,absolute draining of the rest of the states tax money,toll roads,high concentration of idiots and crackheads.
inhabitants known as:Chicagonads or Nigcagians to the downstaters.They are close in mental capacity to Texasinhabitants.
Loud,mouthy pisspumpers who come to Southern Illinois and buy lake of egypt property where they are immediately:
1.screwed by every local contractor
2.Despised and laughed at by the locals
3.used as the punchline to every dumbass joke ever told
4.beat to a bloody pulp for popping off in local bars about how tough they are.
5.ripped off and sold every junk caddy, oldsmobile and farm tractor within a 50 mile radius.
Chicagonad"yea we usta beat those porta rikkans ta def up der"
Southern Illinoisian "Really..uhh thats nice...Hey I've got a '62 Caddy with a blown motor and a old Ford tractor with no wheels for sale for 10 grand"
Chicagonad" Sweet!!!!!I'll take it
Southern Illinoisian" Cool.....Hey..My Buddies got an old Buick with a bad tranny for sale too"
Chicagonad" AWESOME!!!Get him on da fuggin phone"
Southern Illinoisian "Really..uhh thats nice...Hey I've got a '62 Caddy with a blown motor and a old Ford tractor with no wheels for sale for 10 grand"
Chicagonad" Sweet!!!!!I'll take it
Southern Illinoisian" Cool.....Hey..My Buddies got an old Buick with a bad tranny for sale too"
Chicagonad" AWESOME!!!Get him on da fuggin phone"
chicago by aint no real cowboys(skoal brother) July 10, 2004
Chicago
A very diverse place. Many people compare it to New york and California.But the thing is, Chicago is way better than both. Chicago has its rich side(north,east and some parts of west) and its ghetto side(south). Then it has it center (downtown) where people of all races can come together to live and visit. Chicago's downtown includes everything you want and need. that includes food (my fav. Garrets Pop-Corn...others) education (DePaul university...others) and Hot spots (the Sears Tower, Navy Pier and others).
Chicago by AyeeeT from The chi July 13, 2012