asshole 

a guy who insists on messing with the wrong people.

Jungle Jim from A101 is a total Asshole, you see that crap he started with those guys???

asshole by Mookbuster December 24, 2006

asshole 

A person, male of course who is just a total headwrecker. Likes to flirt around
with pretty girsl and then tell all their male collegues at work that you approached them!! and they weren't interested.And on top of that are arrogant, rude and totally self-centered

the guy who sits next to me at work

asshole by haileybop June 21, 2005

asshole 

someone who gets anything he wants any time he wants without having to work for it.

my friend with the new Italian dirtbike is such an "asshole".

asshole by the blue blazer February 19, 2005

Asshole 

A self-centered guy who steals girls first kisses then breaks their hearts.

"My ex-boyfriend is a real asshole! For he is the definition of asshole."

Asshole by MuffinBananaHammock February 13, 2007

asshole 

1. The orifice generally located around the pelvis, where shit exits, into a toilet, in a bag, or on somebody's face or mouth. Contrary to popular belief, the asshole is not only for excreting wastes, but seems to be a popular location for the insertion and concealment of drugs. Also where girls and boys alike can stick another man or woman's penis into.

2. A person who's sole existence is based on the action of shitting on everything, and in result making everything they do, touch, or interact with in any way generally very shitty.

1. Sorry, my asshole is exit only.

2. "But...that's where I poop."
"Baby, not right now it isn't."

3. "Hey gu--"
"Shut the fuck up Steve, you're a fucking asshole."

asshole by Stranger With Candy December 15, 2008

asshole 

a donkey (ass) in a cave (hole)

sir Robin saw the asshole and jumped for joy.

asshole by Tazarus June 21, 2005

asshole 

a self abosrbed person who likes to pick a fight with lesser people

"I fucking hate assholes like you!"

asshole by Dirge February 1, 2005