Ruben 

A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!

That Ruben is not cool!

Ruben by haha! December 22, 2004

Ruben 

Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!

Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!

Ruben by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019

Ruben 

Pulling a Ruben is a term used about men masturbating

"Hey Where are you going?"
"I'm going home to pull a Ruben"
"Oh I did that 2 hours ago"

Ruben by the cool gang April 21, 2010

Ruben 

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

Ruben by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003

Ruben 

Someone you fall for because he is good at putting on a show for everyone. Though in a short amount of time his true colours show and he ends up being your worst nightmare. It’s highly recommended you get out of any relationship with him once he shows sign of his toxicity because if you don’t theres a high chance he will go to extreme lengths of pleasing himself while breaking you down and making you feel worthless. Overall ruben is not the kind of guy you wanna waste any of your time on.

Guy #1 “did you hear what Ruben did to Haley”

Girl #1 “yes, does it honestly surprise you though? After all it’s Ruben...”

Ruben by Kittenclubzzz October 14, 2019

Ruben 

99% homo erectus and 1% monkey. Possess an intelligence level of a wild chimpanzee. He is lazy as a sloth and runs like a penguin. His legs are thin a led. He obeys to every command of emperor 'Sohta'.

have you seen that twig ... No, but I saw Ruben.

Ruben by The Emperor SM December 12, 2018

Ruben 

A stupid Jewish man

“Who is he?”
“Don’t worry about him, he is a ruben.

Ruben by imgonnakashootmyself November 25, 2019