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Time Burglar 

A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
Time Burglar by Alec December 24, 2004
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Time Burglar 

Someone who is chronically late to the point of stealing time from you.
Me: 'Where is Sandy? He's 15 minutes late!'
You: 'I don't know why we wait for him. He's such a time burglar!'
Time Burglar by Olap May 16, 2013

time burglar 

this is a very gay word all things about this word r awful and any one who uses it is a cunt
Mitch is a super big time burglar. not to be confused wit the ever famous trudburglar. Your a cunt who ever created it
time burglar by WHo January 14, 2005

time burgler

Someone who either steals or wastes ur time completely for no reason except they are a moron
Michael stop watching TV your such a Time Burgler,
Alex. B can u stop watching Sailor Moon your being a Time Burgler
time burgler by Turkey Slap July 9, 2006

time burgular 

someone who burgles or wast your time.coined from J Horton stoping buy to talk for long periods of time.also applies to space burglar.
That time burgular Jeff just wasted 3 hours of my time talking about rabbits.

dinner time burglary 

The time when burglaries happen is possibly from 8 to 9:30 pm at dinner time
A dinner time burglary is a burglary that happen during nighttime.
dinner time burglary by John da dude November 17, 2023
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