Time Burglar

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A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.

Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.

Time Burglar by Alec December 24, 2004

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Time Burglar

Someone who is chronically late to the point of stealing time from you.

Me: 'Where is Sandy? He's 15 minutes late!'
You: 'I don't know why we wait for him. He's such a time burglar!'

Time Burglar by Olap May 16, 2013

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Time Burglar • dinner time burglary • time burgler • time burgular • Time • time bomb • time travel • time machine • Time out • time traveling

time burglar

this is a very gay word all things about this word r awful and any one who uses it is a cunt

Mitch is a super big time burglar. not to be confused wit the ever famous trudburglar. Your a cunt who ever created it

time burglar by WHo January 14, 2005

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time burgler

Someone who either steals or wastes ur time completely for no reason except they are a moron

Michael stop watching TV your such a Time Burgler,
Alex. B can u stop watching Sailor Moon your being a Time Burgler

time burgler by Turkey Slap July 9, 2006

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time burgular

someone who burgles or wast your time.coined from J Horton stoping buy to talk for long periods of time.also applies to space burglar.

That time burgular Jeff just wasted 3 hours of my time talking about rabbits.

time burgular by mark wilson bulletproof April 2, 2008

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dinner time burglary

The time when burglaries happen is possibly from 8 to 9:30 pm at dinner time

A dinner time burglary is a burglary that happen during nighttime.

dinner time burglary by John da dude November 17, 2023

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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