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Hmm, Yeah he's fekt alright.
fekt by Refekt December 1, 2004

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending
The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
"Fektert" or "beeing fektert" is a EU-wide idiom for an unqualified and ignorant Person, who can't stop talking annoying bullshit. The origin of this term comes from the politician "Maria Fekter" (Austrian Treasury Secretary), who earn a bad name with her appearances in facilities of the European Union.
She fektert us again! (after endless meaningless EU discussions)
fektert by Legosan April 23, 2013
A pizza of such remarkable desirability that one briefly considers having intercourse with it.
As in "OMG that fektbit looks so amazing I might have to add my secret topping."
fektbit by BarbaraRouscher July 18, 2015
Born from slang where you shorten a word for style and originality. Another word for being under the influence. A person who is, or is known to get blacked out. Nobody is perfect but fekto is close enough. Short for the blunt wraps 'perfecto. And the DJ Perfecto.
Don't act like a fekto. Your just gonna get drunk and act like a fekto.
fekto by Fektomaks December 5, 2020