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Dolphin X 

A complete insult to dolphins. Complete asshat who thinks he's so superier b/c he's a jock who fucks every girl he comes across (or so he wants us to think) and thinks everyone else is a "fog who can't get themselves laid: or something like that. Poor real dolphins, don't deserve their bad name.
Dolphin X should not exist.
Dolphin X by Dolphin X hater December 7, 2004
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Dolphin X 

1. A friendless loser. Also see white trash, idiot, and baka.
2. A bigot; Extremely homophobic, and intolerant of anyone unlike himself. (Yes, I realize that this is hypocritical, since Dolphin X is gay yet he is intolerant of homosexuals.)
3. Before this post was created, when one searched for Dolphin X, no searches resulted. The closest finds were: zoophiliamasturbationerectile calestetics.
"Dude, you pulled a Dolphin X"

"You're such a Dolphin X" "But I don't ass-rape little kiddies while they scream for their mommies! How can I be Dolphin X?"

"Dolphin X felched his mom, then moved on to suck off his dog."
Dolphin X by Just a playa June 13, 2004

Dolphin_X 

A pompous ass that writes opinionated and highly erroneous definitions and posts them on urban dictionary.
Self-proclaimed social scientist Dolphin_X's definition of "wapanese" incorrectly states that anime is made for and watched by japanese children.
Dolphin_X by {no name} March 18, 2010

Dolphin_X 

A homosexual space negro who has issues controlling himself around cocks,

He will shake violently when he realizes one is nearby, and then proceed to suck the newly found cock.
He also prefers to judge others based on his own insecurities, He's also secretly a negro weeaboo.
Dolphin_X: Feed... me.... Cocks....

Massa: I thought I told you to stay in the hotbox boy.
Dolphin: COCKS!! *Begins shaking and is then subsequently whipped by his Master*
Massa: I think it's time we got you to the Lynchin' line.
Dolphin_X by Anonymous010230034 January 26, 2014

Dolphin_X 

Prejudice, narrow-minded person who finds the act of belittling others' hobbies gratifying. Particularly used of those who pick on anime fans.
I can't believe this guy is spreading so much FUD! He's just a damn Dolphin_X.
Dolphin_X by Jethro December 27, 2003

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026