Twoint Share definition Flag An original lyric from pedro and gringo's "the last thing you want is ant to bite you scrotum". Means twat but is used to rhyme with joint "Tried to find Akila but he was smoking a joint. Whistle man turned up but he was a total twoint." Twoint by bunford December 5, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Twoint mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch