After going for at least a month without ejacutating a man finds a woman in Winnipeg to allow him to dip his balls into her mouth and while she sucks on them, he comes all over her forehead.
"Man, I had such serious blue balls I just had to go out and get me a Winnipeg Blue Bomber."
well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.
dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"