(n.) A person who pretends to be jamaican. Usually slightly built, dreadlocks, talks unintelligible street slang and talks about babylon keeping a man down. Refers to himself as a yardie or similar. Always young and male.
Take off that stupid "adidihash" t-shirt you imbecile ja-fake-an.
(a)One who thinks or believes he or she is a person of jamaican descent but is not.
(b)One Who thinks he or she is Of Jamaican descent and adopts a (Suckass)Version Of a Rastafarian Accent.
(c) Mrs.Cleo! A Cheap,Lying,teror card reading,Bitch Who uses stereotyping and Common sense to (wooz) Her way to $4.99 A minute!
(d) Any white person with dreadlocks or braids.
(Fake Rastafarian)-A Mougn U whoot b wif u tadae?
(Real Rastafarian)Ey mon Woot za Fuk Are ju Saying Mon?STFU Ju shtoopit Ja-fake-an
Man A.Woah dog U heard of that lyin bitch Mrs. Cleo
Man B.Yea She Got me up to a $36.95 price For Common sense!
A rudeboy. Wigger indigeonus to London who is under the pretence of being of Jamacian descent. Will claim to have a relative in just about every organized crime network ever. Is actually just someone with retarded friends. Will die in poverty.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'