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That looney's a total nutjob.
nutjob by Akhenaten April 8, 2003
a batshit-crazy person; someone who is out of reality with reality. May or may not have a shopping list of mental disorders.
Bart McCraw is quite the nutjob; from what I've heard, he been arrested over 36 times for stalking celebrities.
nutjob by LyassacheckList July 14, 2016
To suck on a mans nuts and penis to where he "busts his nuts"
"Hey Suzie did you give Tommy a nutjob last night"
"Ya Sally! I was so good he creamed me everywhere!"
Nutjob by Thedilemmashere February 24, 2015
When you blindfold your man and completely fill your mouth with chunky peanut butter, then go down on his dick, grapefruit technique. Bonus: if he cums, it makes for a crunchy double nut surprise.
Spencer: "Oh man, Matthew gave me a Nutjob last night."

Lauren: "Did it become a crunchy double nut surprise?"

Spencer: "Most certainly."
Nutjob by whippedcreamslut July 28, 2019
When a woman or man preforms the sexual act of sucking on, or caressing another mans testicles. May include slight teasing of the males penis but primary focus is on the testicles.
Did you hear deborah gave matt the best nutjob?
Yah she sucked on his balls so well!
Nutjob by Nbelum July 14, 2014
When one places his/her mouth on another's balls and draws upon them succulently.
My dad promised me a goodnight nutjob on my birthday.
nutjob by PMmeurNutJobs November 11, 2015