Peyton Pasta

When a man with a bowl cut is engaging in oral sex, and cums in the receiver's mouth, while she has uncooked spaghetti strands in her mouth. The receiver will then soak the spaghetti in the man's semen and then spit it into a pot. The cumghetti will then be cooked for 6-8 minutes and served with meatballs, garlic bread, and Ragu. Then, the bowl-hair cutted man will then piss in the spaghetti, and then feed it to his family as a scrumptious family dinner. Delish!

"You got any ideas for what to make the kids to dinner?"
"Yeah they've been real assholes lately, let's make them Peyton Pasta."

Peyton Pasta by TheMilkyMeta March 27, 2016

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Peyton Pasta

When you shove noodles up your urethra, then use meatball anal beads.

Hey last night I went full Peyton pasta

Peyton Pasta by DicklickMcGee April 18, 2016

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

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enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

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