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A place that most people whine and complain about to no end. It's where we socialize and get prepared for the real world. It's where we make friends so we don't have to spend our life alone. Although not everything we learn there is important, a lot of it is. Plus, learning unnecessary things is still developing your thinking and understanding skills. School is what prevents our brains from turning to mush, and also where we can get away from our annoying parents and be with friends for about 7 hours a day.
Ryan: I hate school. We spend most of our childhood to teenage life sitting in a desk being forced to abide by teachers' rules and wasting our time learning pointless things.

Amanda: Suck it up. School is where we learn to think and make friends. Don't be so negative.
by Addie_7 April 4, 2009
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A facility that teaches young people great skills for life.

You idiots bitching and moaning, "OMG OMG I H8 SKOOL, IT'S HELL!1 MATH IS POINTLESS AND I'D RATHER BE SURFING INSTEAD OF DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK!!1"

You have a great privilege, open your damn eyes, having free education. People in developing countries would love to have such opportunities, and many of you dumbasses are taking it for granted.

"Torture?" Hah. You morons are insulting those whom have suffered true torture.

Your hatred for school obviously stems from your frustation at being utterly stupid, and unable to comprehend what they teach, not because it sucks.

How will you know if the things you learn you'll "never need in real-life," anyway? Are you 100% sure of the job you wish to undertake for the rest of your life?
by Dark_Reaper August 5, 2005
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an indoor firing range

a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets
John took an ak-47 to school to rip his teacher and fellow students to shreads
by Evilfrosty August 5, 2003
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the intereasting part of everyone's lives.
School.
by Mickeyella is epico. March 17, 2020
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A hellhole winch is designed to kill all creativity and may also be used to turn us into mindless zombies to fight north Korea . You may also notice it looks like a fucking fedaral prison that's because it is why else would a fucking prison bus take us there every day. When will it ever help me to know the name of the damn shop owner whose fucking shop was destroyed in the civil war.
Me:teacher do you like my drawing
Teacher:fuck you detention fucking creativity is not damn allowed in school.
by This is my fucking name September 20, 2018
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A FUCKING PRISON FOR KIDS WHERE THEY FORCE YOU TO DO THE TEACHERS WORK
TO BADASS FOR SCHOOL
by FKN ANGRY STUDENT February 26, 2018
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School is basically slavery and torture in a 7-8 hour timefram
by Hdhjbyh March 18, 2018
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