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A place that most people whine and complain about to no end. It's where we socialize and get prepared for the real world. It's where we make friends so we don't have to spend our life alone. Although not everything we learn there is important, a lot of it is. Plus, learning unnecessary things is still developing your thinking and understanding skills. School is what prevents our brains from turning to mush, and also where we can get away from our annoying parents and be with friends for about 7 hours a day.
Ryan: I hate school. We spend most of our childhood to teenage life sitting in a desk being forced to abide by teachers' rules and wasting our time learning pointless things.

Amanda: Suck it up. School is where we learn to think and make friends. Don't be so negative.
by Addie_7 April 4, 2009
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A facility that teaches young people great skills for life.

You idiots bitching and moaning, "OMG OMG I H8 SKOOL, IT'S HELL!1 MATH IS POINTLESS AND I'D RATHER BE SURFING INSTEAD OF DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK!!1"

You have a great privilege, open your damn eyes, having free education. People in developing countries would love to have such opportunities, and many of you dumbasses are taking it for granted.

"Torture?" Hah. You morons are insulting those whom have suffered true torture.

Your hatred for school obviously stems from your frustation at being utterly stupid, and unable to comprehend what they teach, not because it sucks.

How will you know if the things you learn you'll "never need in real-life," anyway? Are you 100% sure of the job you wish to undertake for the rest of your life?
by Dark_Reaper August 5, 2005
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an indoor firing range

a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets
John took an ak-47 to school to rip his teacher and fellow students to shreads
by Evilfrosty August 5, 2003
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The place you go to learn useless skills like trigonometry. Not where you go to learn how to actually live life outside your little shell.
by derpykangaroo00 March 8, 2017
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a long and pointless part of life to suck out your soul and for the government to decide whether you're going to live in riches or if you're going into a soul-sucking career with barely a salary. they also hand out something called homework that'll make sure you can never follow your REAL ambitions. it's fucking horrible and the sooner people realise the better.
person1: hey what's that sound?

person2: the souls of the dammed, over there at the school

person1: I thought that's what I heard, poor students
by Seishin_The_Dutchie April 29, 2020
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This is like School!
by personchild36 May 21, 2017
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Seven
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Hours
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School summed up
by Picklekitten123 July 15, 2017
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