A place that most people whine and complain about to no end. It's where we socialize and get prepared for the real world. It's where we make friends so we don't have to spend our life alone. Although not everything we learn there is important, a lot of it is. Plus, learning unnecessary things is still developing your thinking and understanding skills. School is what prevents our brains from turning to mush, and also where we can get away from our annoying parents and be with friends for about 7 hours a day.
Ryan: I hate school. We spend most of our childhood to teenage life sitting in a desk being forced to abide by teachers' rules and wasting our time learning pointless things.
Amanda: Suck it up. School is where we learn to think and make friends. Don't be so negative.
Amanda: Suck it up. School is where we learn to think and make friends. Don't be so negative.
by Addie_7 April 4, 2009
Get the Schoolmug. A facility that teaches young people great skills for life.
You idiots bitching and moaning, "OMG OMG I H8 SKOOL, IT'S HELL!1 MATH IS POINTLESS AND I'D RATHER BE SURFING INSTEAD OF DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK!!1"
You have a great privilege, open your damn eyes, having free education. People in developing countries would love to have such opportunities, and many of you dumbasses are taking it for granted.
"Torture?" Hah. You morons are insulting those whom have suffered true torture.
Your hatred for school obviously stems from your frustation at being utterly stupid, and unable to comprehend what they teach, not because it sucks.
How will you know if the things you learn you'll "never need in real-life," anyway? Are you 100% sure of the job you wish to undertake for the rest of your life?
You idiots bitching and moaning, "OMG OMG I H8 SKOOL, IT'S HELL!1 MATH IS POINTLESS AND I'D RATHER BE SURFING INSTEAD OF DOING SCIENCE HOMEWORK!!1"
You have a great privilege, open your damn eyes, having free education. People in developing countries would love to have such opportunities, and many of you dumbasses are taking it for granted.
"Torture?" Hah. You morons are insulting those whom have suffered true torture.
Your hatred for school obviously stems from your frustation at being utterly stupid, and unable to comprehend what they teach, not because it sucks.
How will you know if the things you learn you'll "never need in real-life," anyway? Are you 100% sure of the job you wish to undertake for the rest of your life?
by Dark_Reaper August 5, 2005
Get the Schoolmug. an indoor firing range
a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets
a place of emotional suffering which may also trigger violent responses among "school attendees" which involve them taking action to eliminate selected targets
by Evilfrosty August 5, 2003
Get the Schoolmug. The definition of 90% of the lives of kids aged 5-18. You wake up at 6am to go to what seems like a wonderful place to learn (what they show the parents) but is actually just a shitstorm of faggots, retards, arrogant dickheads and that's the beginning. You then go to classes to learn about some pointless bullshit ranging from hard math to boring English, while if you ask a simple question, you get a detention, while the teacher's pet gets a medal. The teacher then gives you shit all day for essentially nothing. If that's not enough, they then pile on the homework causing you to dread school and not pursue your hopes and dreams because one day you will pass with a bunch of irrelevant bullshit that's not even related to your job.
Mr Louiz: So now today we will learn about the complete works of Shakespeare.
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
by A LIVING BREATHING MCMUFFIN April 5, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Your in school right now, aren't you? Trying to find something fun to read while your boring geography teacher talks in back ground...
I don't blame you, school is kinda' boring man, but if you finish your work you can easily look and as many memes as you want.
I don't blame you, school is kinda' boring man, but if you finish your work you can easily look and as many memes as you want.
by ioadybrngupokbeodgtu March 14, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. A hellhole winch is designed to kill all creativity and may also be used to turn us into mindless zombies to fight north Korea . You may also notice it looks like a fucking fedaral prison that's because it is why else would a fucking prison bus take us there every day. When will it ever help me to know the name of the damn shop owner whose fucking shop was destroyed in the civil war.
Me:teacher do you like my drawing
Teacher:fuck you detention fucking creativity is not damn allowed in school.
Teacher:fuck you detention fucking creativity is not damn allowed in school.
by This is my fucking name September 20, 2018
Get the Schoolmug.