spunkability

The ability to ejaculate with force, accuracy and consistency

I showed high levels of spunkability last night.

spunkability by Andrew Topps October 24, 2004

Skankability 

When you hang out with someone who usually hangs with skank and it makes you question your own skankiness.

The girl says "He always hangs with skanks" the other girls says "I always hang with him. Does that make me a skank?" The girl says " you need to check your Skankability."

Skankability by Nan2bop April 25, 2015

suckability 

the quality or trait of suckiness, or just being sucky or the state of sucking

1. Ever since the Spice Girls hit it big, "teen pop" has ruled the airwaves and pop music has been awesome in its flat-out suckability.

2. TV today has a high degree of suckability.

suckability by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

Spurtability 

Things (anythings) coming in spurts, or sudden bursts.

Announcer 1: "Their scoring has really come in spurts in the second half, and you've got to have it, spurtability is what I like to call it."

Spurtability by PedroiasArmy September 14, 2011

Spankability Scale

A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.

That chick is so fucking hot, she's definitely a 10 on the Spankability Scale!

Spankability Scale by LtcOliverNorth May 7, 2003

suckability 

The quality by which a penis is described in terms of how prime it is for being given a blowjob, or to be sucked at all. (factors include: length, width, etc.) *can be described in quantitative or qualitative terms*

Franklin: Thomas, how was your date with Megan last night?
Thomas: It went wonderfully, she sucked my dick.
Franklin: I'm not surprised, your dick's suckability is OVER NINE-THOUSANDDDDD!!1

suckability by Sandra Lewis April 7, 2010

skankability 

How easy or suitable a particular song is for skanking.

"This 3rd Wave Ska song has some Serious Skankability!"
"You're right... lets skank!"

skankability by Snow_Bunny_Skanker June 27, 2005