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Wet Smurfer 

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint
Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!
Wet Smurfer by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

smurfton 

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god
someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"
smurfton by laptoplord October 4, 2021
Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.
Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.
Smurfer by buckonz September 22, 2010

Smurfette 

That one girl who sleeps with all the guys.
The new kid already hit Smurfette.
Smurfette by MyBoxHasInternet March 29, 2011

smurftastic 

1. over-the-top amazingness
"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"
When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.
I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.
Smurfed by jammats69 September 9, 2014