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clackle sauce 

A condiment. Can also be used as a sexual lubricant, art supply, weak adhesive, vitamin supplement, and baking soda substitute.

Has a tangy, vibrant taste. Is dark green in color. Can be found at your local Rosauers, if you ask for it specifically.

In 1986 there was controversy as to whether it should be banned in several European countries due to mild hallucinogenic properties. However the scientists had confused clackle sauce with an unrelated substance by the same name and interest in the sauce eventually subsided. Clackle sauce remains legal throughout Europe.
Clackle sauce is used in many popular food products including the children-oriented cereal 'Clackle Pops' and several brands of clackle flavored chips.

It is also a main ingredient in many whole wheat breads.
clackle sauce by ClackleFriends February 2, 2009

Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackle 

When you teach your friend how to spit roast a slapper from town.
My friend and I Double-Clackle Hock 'N Spackled this slapper we met on the weekend.

Cacklefester 

A cacklefester is a phrase that’s used to describe someone who enjoys intense and thrilling activities that generate an adrenaline rush. Other terms include sensation seekers, adventurers, or thrill seekers.

They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.

Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.
Tommy: Did you see that accident-prone fool smashing his way up through the tracks.

Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!
Cacklefester by CannabisKings April 3, 2020

clapped by Cleckley 

(verb)
when your grades get clapped or you get roasted by Mrs.cleckley in class.
My grades got clapped by Cleckley.
clapped by Cleckley by anonymouserat February 17, 2019

Camera Cackle 

The high pitched fake laughter every camera person makes when the subject of a video has a fail, especially resulting in injury.
The videos on Ridiculousness must have the same camera person. Regardless of the fail, it always sounds like the same idiotic camera cackle! Even when the fail is painfully not funny!
Camera Cackle by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2021

Ass crackle pop 

When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.
Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?

Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop
Ass crackle pop by Tmilla February 3, 2021