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A synonym of 'Banter'
'Do want any tea with all that sugar mate?'

'fuck off with your shite patter, twat'
Patter by Doddlers January 27, 2019
When you are with the "lads" and your having a great time one could say the patter is flowing
Sean egged a house last night, it was great patter
Patter by swizzle1999 November 23, 2015
Danish slang for womens breasts. Equals english 'boobs'.
Hun har store patter!" is danish for "She has large boobs!
patter by jogge_juul June 21, 2011
The practice of urinating on your school dean, without them knowing.
Your school dean comes up to you and your mates and starts to tell you off. So one of you moves behind him and starts to urinate on the back of his leg. The noise made is like a patter, hence the name.
Patter by Justin 2567 August 10, 2006
Oi! What a nice patter you have!
Patter by Kolma August 24, 2010