Woodism 

Woodism is the belief that the entire universe is made up of entire wood.

Woodism is
When you look at the night sky it's not what you think it is, it's actually just wood and the stars in it are spots of the wood that have been burnt to a certain extant that it became white, just like the stars at night.

Woodism by Woodism Pope July 17, 2015

woodism 

when some mofo is just to freaken stupid for his own good

mr wood is the founder of woodism

woodism by aznjsm August 22, 2008

Woodism 

Woodism is a way of life. Step 1: lose all your chips in one slot. Step 2: do step 1 in record timing, every time. Step 3: after your broke, scratch your head wondering what happened. Step 4: repeat steps 1-3 as soon as you get more chips.

Damn son, what happened to your chip count? *scratches head* I been practicing woodism again bro 😂😆🙏🤣

Woodism by GhostET August 11, 2018

Cheeky Woodsman 

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"

Cheeky Woodsman by jMiR October 13, 2010

Dark Woodsman 

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

Dark Woodsman by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

wordism 

The art of deriving words from seemingly nowhere, by utilising the full extent of the English language.

I used wordism to create my own post modern impressionist dictionary of existentialisistic terms.

wordism by Arthur September 16, 2003

woodsman 

(Porn industry slang) A man capable of achieving and maintaining an erection regardless of the situation, and without the aid of drugs (Viagra) or a fluffer .

Ron is a well known woodsman in the porn industry.

woodsman by Pete Reuter February 2, 2004