shwagg 

Regular marijuana, the dirt shit.

I got some shwagg the other day that got me lifted.

shwagg by Ryan the Tw0 StEpeR April 3, 2003

shwagg 

the dank ass dining hall that everyone hates but actually loves at montana state university

Hey, lets shwagg!?

shwagg by cashmulababy March 4, 2011

Shwagg 

Shwagg is when someone has so much swagger its ridiculous.

"Look at his Shwagg"
"He Better Work with all that Shwagg"

Shwagg by Rellztm <----- (AIM) June 10, 2009

shwagg 

any outward display of extreme confidence/swagger

Jim, "Dude Deevo's got so much SHWAGG"
Larry, "I know right"
Deevo, "Yawwwwwwwwp, yawwp"

shwagg by Larry Lobster January 16, 2011

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013

Top Shagger WillNE 

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous

“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it”

Top Shagger WillNE by Square head 8388 July 5, 2018

Shaggy Defense 

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.

When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.

Shaggy Defense by runfromcheney May 20, 2010