The sussiest teacher you'll ever meet. Makes up gossip when he can't get his hands on the real stuff. He's done every imaginable thing that is possible to do, but has 16 different personalities depending on what class he's teaching.
Art Student: Hey, Have you seen Mr Phillips today?
Geo Student: Nah, he didn't teach me today because he was shipping me with all my friend friends
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)