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Golden Gordon 

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.
Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.
Golden Gordon by Mitch September 2, 2004
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Ewww why are you so gorden!!
gorden by realTaylorSwift13 November 18, 2022
funny way of saying Go Then!
I told you i dont wanna go ... Uwanna go? Gorden!
Gorden by Gorden973 July 4, 2008

Charley Gorden 

Charley Gorden is a character in a book called Flowers for Algernon. The book is also a movie called Charley, anyways, the book and movie is about a mentally challenged man who is 37. Charley Gorden plays the mentally challenged guy who is eager to learn more things and wishes to become a guiens.
Charley Gorden by izzy lark January 8, 2012
Gorden a word used to describe an individual in a negative way
Your a Gorden!
Stop you Gorden!
Mommy she looks like a Gorden..!
Gorden by anonymous May 16, 2021
Goldon is widely used in Veneto. It means testicle but it's used as "dickhead". There is a funny story behind this word. During the WW2 american troops landed in Italy to help her fight Germany. I don't know how, but they started talking about sex/condoms. Americans said that the most popular condom brand was Gold One, but with the italian pronunciation is sounds Goldòn.
Beppe: "Areo, te si un goldòn"
Gigetto: "Anca massa"
Goldòn by parods May 2, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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