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Someone who cheats at Fantasy Football. They have little or no knowledge of the game and who the best players are so they rely on other people to pick their team and then take all the plaudits for other peoples success.
Did you know James picks his mums team? God she’s a real Holmsey!!!
Holmsey by Cheadle Reds December 17, 2022
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hojumper 

One who is active with the promiscuous.
Ben Dover was a major hojumper in his youth!
hojumper by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

Holemates 

Soulmates - people who are meant to be with each other - but only for sex.
Pamela and Tommy tried to get their relationship to work, but they were only great together in bed.

Turns out that they were not soulmates, only holemates.
Holemates by moooooog35 October 7, 2009

A.J. Holmes 

Composer and pianist for Team Starkid, a musical theatre troupe from Michigan. He's written the music for several original musicals, such as Gibson Fleck, Me & My Dick, Doppelganger, and A Very Potter Musical.

Has also starred on Broadway (Young Frankenstein, 2011-2012). Other talents include acting, singing, improv comedy, directing, music directing, music arranging, and melting your heart with his smile. Also known as Wizard God to the Starkid fans, who recognize him as the new Chuck Norris. He thinks he can't dance but everyone knows it's not true.
A.J. Holmes likes Sweeney Todd and Phish. He does not like CATS or chives.

A.J. Holmes knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.

The boogeyman checks under his bed for A.J. Holmes.

A.J. Holmes played The Game and won.
A.J. Holmes by starship_ranger January 13, 2012

Holmdel Park 

A local park to New Fucking Jersey, and it is most know for being hard as hell to race at with its huge ass fucking hill at the half way known as the bowl
I raced at Holmdel Park yesterday my legs are even deader then my girlfriends pussy right now
Holmdel Park by Wahca732 November 5, 2013

Holmstrom's Office 

A phrase in hockey refrencing the area in front of the net. Due to Thomas Holmstrom's habbit of camping in front of the net.
Commentators: And he'll go to Holmstrom's Office. (as the Red Wings enter the offensive zone.)
Holmstrom's Office by Nault Meade December 31, 2009