Amazonesia

The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.

Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!

Amazonesia by tommybayshore December 30, 2014

amazonesia

Order something from amazon prime, then forget what you ordered within 2 days.

It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.

amazonesia by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019

Amazonesia

Receiving a package from Amazon.com that you ordered, but do not recall ordering. Amazonesia often occurs after drunken, late-night, online shopping sprees. The condition is worsened by subscription to Amazon prime.

Bill came home and found a UPS box on his front door. He picked it up and saw that it was addressed to him, from Amazon.com. Bill tries to think of what could be inside the box, but can't remember what he ordered; Bill has Amazonesia.

Amazonesia by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 19, 2013

Amazonesia

The inability to remember what you ordered from Amazon two days ago.

The mailman pulled up and I had complete Amazonesia. I had no idea what was in that box!

Amazonesia by ErinHatzi July 10, 2019

Amazonesia

When you get an Amazon box at your door and you completely forget what it was that you ordered.

I seem to have Amazonesia about what is in the Amazon box that arrived today. BR.

Amazonesia by Crishe3 January 26, 2017

Amazonesia

(noun) condition where you just got a package from Amazon but you have no fucking clue what you ordered...

I just got a package delivery but I'm having a total Amazonesia about what's inside.

Amazonesia by Ukijima June 26, 2021

Amazonesia

Very short term memory loss experienced when a package is delivered to you.

When an Amazon package arrives and you can’t remember what you ordered.

I had Amazonesia until I opened the box and saw what I ordered.

I have so many packages delivered I get amazoneisa.

Amazonesia by Dar75 June 22, 2025