Monday'd

To get beat in fantasy football in the most cruel way possible - late during Monday Night Football. Typically followed by angry late night texts and sobbing.

Jake was within minutes of winning the league championship, but then Tony Gonzalez Monday'd the shit out of him. Tough luck.

Monday'd by IRGL Commish October 14, 2014

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Monday’d

Getting ignored or forgotten during the weekend or social events and only remembered when you get to reality of Monday.

Sorry I didn’t text you all weekend. No worries I knew I would get Monday’d.

Monday’d by Laylalilani September 20, 2025

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monday d'ohshits

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.

Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.

monday d'ohshits by louispound January 11, 2010

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Monday Dreamers

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.

Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.

"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."

Monday Dreamers by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022