Noops 

Noon hoops. No earlier, no later. We hoopin at noon.

Hey, it’s 11:55. Want to shoot some noops in five minutes?

Noops by Hoopdrewmz October 20, 2022

noops 

Noops is spoon spelled backwards, and is a reverse spoon. However, noops is not a female/male or outside/inside distinction (see big spoon or little spoon), it is a bum to bum spooning position.

I can't sleep with someone breathing my air and making me hot, so I prefer to noops.

noops by amandalot February 27, 2011

noops 

spooning backwards; when the girls spoons the boy

"Yo Katie, did you and Steve ever have sex?"
"No, but I noopsed him a couple of times."

noops by Annie W September 8, 2006

noops 

A fusion of "nervous" and "poop". When you get so nervous you have to poop.

Coach: "Are you guys ready to win this lax game?"
Player: "brb I've got the noops."

noops by FSU2013 January 27, 2013

noops 

A feline creature commonly known as a cat.
Known for savageness and surviving asphixiation in sub zero temperatures in the Himalayan Mountains.
The cutest bundle of fluff ever to grace the foreign country of Swaziland.

Noops, the only one of its kind, leads the feline race with power and discipline.
Amazingly cunning, piss it off and IT WILL F***ING KILL U using only its left centre whisker....

Noops is a furry animal that purrs and miaow. A small domesticated mammal that has soft fur, sharp claws, pointed ears, and, usually, a long furry tail, and makes characteristic purring or miaowing sounds.

Cats are widely kept as pets or to catch mice or irritate the owners in one specific household in the country of Swaziland.

noops by Zoal Bucket November 5, 2010

noops 

1. A word used to show consent.
2. An exclaimation of joy, or one's presence.
3. A word used to show disagreement.

It's spoon backwards mother bitches!
And just about the best mother fizucking words in the world.

1. Don't you think my dog has a huge cock? Yeah man, Noops.
2. Noops assclowns Jay Dizzle in the fucking hizouse.
3. Wouldn't you fuck Martha Stewart?
Ah fuck man, noops, what shitshower is wrong with you?

noops by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

Noops 

The reverse of a 'spoon' cuddle, when you touched bums rather than the traditional 'spoon' cuddle

Let's have a noops before we go to sleep...

Noops by NP99 February 15, 2022