constibacon 

The extremely sated and stuffed feeling one gets after consuming too much pork.

Last night's BBQ gave me such constibacon I haven't eaten since, and it's been twenty hours!

constibacon by Ironballs June 1, 2014

constibation 

a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform... do not attempt it, it probably hurts!

I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard

constibation by jenrendahothen March 1, 2009

constibating 

When you are unable to defecate and pass the time by masturbating on the toilet.

Dude, I couldn't take a dump last night, so I just started constibating.

constibating by Rapaca November 16, 2014

Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th was a very importent person, he invented bagels in 1785 and ended the territories war between new Hampshire and Arkansas. He was a very importent person who held the world recorded for throwing a brick, i was from kent Washington to Perth austrila. unfortanetly durring that tragic accident he killed some bitch called bee in 2026. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th also invented time travel. Many people dont know who Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is so this is why im making this. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is very cool and bee is a fucking idiot.

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Gergoe Consticoncoured The 4th by anonymous December 29, 2023

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th 

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th was a very importent person, he invented bagels in 1785 and ended the territories war between new Hampshire and Arkansas. He was a very importent person who held the world recorded for throwing a brick, i was from kent Washington to Perth austrila. unfortanetly durring that tragic accident he killed some bitch called bee in 2026. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th also invented time travel. Many people dont know who Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is so this is why im making this. Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is very cool and bee is a fucking idiot.

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th is cool

Gergoe The Consticoncoured The 4th by anonymous December 29, 2023