Magikarp 

The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.

Boy: Go Magikarp!
Pokemon Champion: I forfeit...

Magikarp by Uber Magikarp January 20, 2009

Magikarp 

Strongest person alive. Better then Tony-Tiger.

Girl 1: That man is so Magikarp.
Girl 2: Such scandalis. Much wow.

Magikarp by Fank_Dank May 11, 2017

Magikarp 

A strange fish pokemon with cravings for cheesecake

Person 1: Hey, what's that?
Person 2:It's a Magikarp

Magikarp by dratinimew August 23, 2012

magikarp 

the act of loosing control of one's limbs whilst experiencing extreme sexual pleasure.

i giv 'er 3 fingers and she magikarped like a cod on a cock

in out in out you magikarp about

magikarp by marv & mulks March 25, 2009

Magikarp 

A girl/boy who's flirting techniques are less than desired. Has only one move and uses it constantly. Like Magikarp with splash, it is all he/she knows and it is ineffective.

"Dude isn't she so hot?"
"yea, but shes boring. total magikarp, brah"

Magikarp by dalifaz September 12, 2013

Magikarp 

The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.

Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*

Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!

Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.

Magikarp by The random jerk August 28, 2007

magikarp 

A super weak pokemon that knows splash until level 15. Also known as magikrap, the only good thing is that it evolves into the cool Gyrarados.

Me: hey why do you have a Magikarp?
Guy:It's cool!
Me: No it's not.
Guy: Oh, Man
I gotta release all of my Magikarp.

magikarp by Ash Ketchum7000 Pichu Lover October 3, 2007